This might be one of the dirtiest statues I’ve ever seen. Since nothing actually *is* a person, or a direct representation of anatomy I’m sure it can go over some people’s heads. But not me; I’m a pervert, I get this type of abstract art.
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Boxing Day
Something I also learned from Best Buy; the best sales are on *before* Boxing Day. Why discount heavily on a day that you know people are coming in flushed with cash? Sure there are a few truly great deals, but everything else pretty much goes back up to its retail price (A price it only ever reaches on this day), with a discount equivalent to what we had been selling it for the rest of the month.
Needless to say I’m not going anywhere today. I’m going to sit at home, watch my DVD’s, and enjoy the fact that I’m
A. Not Shopping
B. Not Working
Life is pretty good.
X-mas ought six
The year of the inflatable decorations; it’s been distinctly un-Christmas like. There’s been something missing from this season for me, and I think it’s been the rush I get from selling people things during the season. I’ve done 12 years of retail, and having this coming week off is completely mind-blowing. What do you mean I don’t have to work on Boxing Day? I worked 16 hours at Best Buy last year during that madness. Thankfully, the company doesn’t pay overtime as policy, so I was disciplined and later fired (though for something unrelated), for my efforts.
That’s really what makes me think of the holidays, overwhelming amounts of work, my inability to shave regularly and building up my “playoff” beard. I’m not saturated with cash deposits from the till, I’m not being berated or called an idiot by impatient and ignorant customers. I’m just sitting around getting fat off cookies; that’s not Christmas!
Easter Santa
One of my all time favourite comic books is the *Lobo: paramilitary Christmas special*. The premise is simple, the Easter Bunny, Toothfairy, etc. hire Lobo to kill Santa because he’s hogging all the fame.
In my searching for a quick link to the description, I found this fan film made of the book. So here’s my Christmas treat to you!
Dan Smokes
Gotta admit, never really got into the smoking thing, but kids like Dan love it. He actually used to have this old pickling jar (the *jumbo* kind) on his porch and he and his sister had that thing packed with butts…
Until, at least, his sister fell asleep and lit the porch on fire with a stray cigarette; we’ll miss you nasty jar of ash.