
Late one night we took a trip to Albion, no one was really in the mood to go, but we did it anyway. Far be it for me to follow the crowd, I suggested to Jen that we should dance a little bit. The provocative tease that she is, she started to wiggle her butt toward me so, under the advisement of both Aaron and Attila, I poured my beer down her butt-crack.
To this day I don’t know how or why I’m alive. Thank you Jen, you’re an amazing woman.




