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This shit's my nightmare

This shit's my nightmare
Not because it’s a gaggle of frosties, but because they’re using a plethora of those stupid self inflating balloon decorations; not just for used car dealerships anymore. I’m all for easy, but this is a bit much. Plug them in and they inflate, creating “tacky” wherever you want. I feel that they’re a waste of energy, a little fan blowing air up Santa’s ass. And then you see the people trying to save engergy by unplugging them during the day: a deflated Santa or Frosty, or Rudolph, smushed up, and flattened on the lawn. It looks like a campsite without the campers. All in all, I put in my vote for these as the lamest trend of this holiday season.

5 thoughts on “This shit's my nightmare

  1. Brad says:

    Agreed!! This reminds me of the freaky couple in "Running Scared" … if you ever saw that. They do get props though for putting them in height order.

  2. P.J. says:

    I agree. I've seen these a lot around these parts.

  3. andrew Knapp says:

    lol … those are bad. But how about those dwarf Santas that never stop smiling and dancing and singing loud enough to cover up the robot sounds the movements are making. I think it only gets worse from here.

  4. Edie says:

    no way…i'm loving those new snowglobe ones they have.

  5. Justin Sperry says:

    Sadly…the inflatable yard "art" has now permeated all the great holidays, not just reserved for Christmas anymore. What's more, I have friends who think this stuff is great and have a complete scary house facade that they inflate at Halloween, you have to actually walk through it to get to their door.